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05-19-06, 09:02 PM #1
Ruined cowboy sayings
Thanks to "Broke Back Mtn"
Ruint' Cowboy Lines
Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie.
#10 "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
#9 #9 "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
#8 "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
#7 "Howdy, pardner."
#6 "You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
#5 "Two words: "Saddle Sore."
#4 "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
#3 "Let's mount up!"
#2 "Nice spread ya got there!"
And the #1 "Ride'em cowboy!"
05-20-06, 10:09 AM #2
Well, now Iíll never watch the Duke in quite the same way; thanks to you.
We are the thin blue line
and all the money in the world.
And no you can't have any.
05-20-06, 05:21 PM #3
Good stuff.No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
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05-20-06, 06:39 PM #4
How about: Let me push your stool up and buy you a drink?For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
05-25-06, 02:40 AM #5
These were funny!
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
- author unknown
05-25-06, 06:05 AM #6
Oh shit, your killing me!
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