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    It's not about the nail




    They found my wife!!!


    And how many of you guys would have said, "no, you're right honey. It's not about the nail. What you need is a screw"
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    just shot coffee out my nose


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    Haha sorry! When I watched I said hallelujah I am not the only one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JLK View Post
    just shot coffee out my nose
    Don't drink coffee when reading threads in Shenanigans.
    I'm sorry I should have just listened.
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    "Does this nail make my butt look big?"
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    Damnit I am listening to you! Now hold still and shut up! Yes this is a claw hammer! I think you misunderstand. I'm not trying to take it OUT. Now I said hold still.
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    I'd nail her....oh, wait...
    YOUR ATTENTION, DO I F@#%ING HAVE IT?


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    "I know there's a nail in my head, I know I need to take it out, but life will be different without it and I'm not ready for that yet." -Chapter two.
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