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06-07-13, 12:18 AM #1
It's not about the nail
They found my wife!!!
And how many of you guys would have said, "no, you're right honey. It's not about the nail. What you need is a screw"
06-07-13, 11:55 AM #2
just shot coffee out my nose
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
President Ronald Reagan
06-07-13, 12:50 PM #3
Haha sorry! When I watched I said hallelujah I am not the only one!
06-07-13, 01:40 PM #4SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
06-07-13, 11:16 PM #5
"Does this nail make my butt look big?"To Live Is To Eat
IMG could turn a conversation about the weather into a mouthwatering food story. - Cidp24
And always add bacon! - Shad Kirton, Co-owner/Chef Smokey D's
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Solomon
We were all born wild. It was up to our parents to domesticate us.
06-08-13, 10:21 AM #6
Damnit I am listening to you! Now hold still and shut up! Yes this is a claw hammer! I think you misunderstand. I'm not trying to take it OUT. Now I said hold still.Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
We are who we choose to be.
R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012
06-08-13, 01:26 PM #7
I'd nail her....oh, wait...YOUR ATTENTION, DO I F@#%ING HAVE IT?
I swear to Christ, if I survive this I'm gonna dance a jig!
RMFT-Bama fans get it
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06-08-13, 03:56 PM #8
"I know there's a nail in my head, I know I need to take it out, but life will be different without it and I'm not ready for that yet." -Chapter two.\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
06-08-13, 05:42 PM #9
I love this forum already.
06-08-13, 07:10 PM #10
It's true: God only made one woman, he just gave them different faces so we could tell them apart!For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
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