Traffic Cop Joke

[Trojan 42]

A man dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter asks him what he'd like to do. Well Ive always regretted not having had a motor cycle. No probs, says St.Pete Go round that corner over there and you'll find a guy that always wanted to run a Motorcycle Shop. Off he goes. In the shop he finds every make of bike every made and picks out a big Harley. " How much? "He asks. "It's heaven, mate. It's free."
"What about a licence?"
"Don't need one, it's heaven"
"What about a helmet, Insurance or lessons?"
"Don't need them, it's heaven."
"OK" says the man and climbs on and starts it up, "Oh, what are the speed limits?"
"There aren't any, it's heaven."
So off he goes and onto a nice wide road and opens it up. At 100mph he hears a siren, looks in the mirrors and sees a Traffic Cop. So he stops.
The Traffic Cop asks for his licence, insurance, registration etc. "I don't need them, this is heaven." The Traffic Cop laughs and writes him tickets and then impounds the Motorcycle!

The guy walks back to the Shop to complain. "Where the hell does that Traffic Cop get off, acting like he thinks he's God?"

"No, he IS God, he just thinks he's a Traffic Cop!"

[Piggybank Cop]

Now ain't that the truth.

[Lo523]

Good one!

[kdm0409]

That was a good one