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    THE TINY CABIN

    THE TINY CABIN

    A social worker from a big city inMassachusetts recently transferred to the mountains of West Virginia and was onthe first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin shehad ever seen in her life. Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door.

    "Anybody home?" she asked.

    "Yep," came a kid's voice throughthe door.

    "Is your father there?" asked thesocial worker.

    "Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma camein," said the kid.

    "Well, is your mother there?"persisted the social worker.

    "Ma? Nope, she left just afore I gothere," said the kid.

    "But," protested the social worker,(thinking that surely she will need to intervene in this situation) "areyou never together as a family?"

    "Sure, but not here," said thekid through the door. "This is the outhouse!"

    Government workers are so very smart.Aren't you overjoyed that they'll soon be handling all our financial,educational and medical dilemmas?




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    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)


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    lol sounds like something a government employee would do.
    He who has the money, signs the cheques.
    He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
    He who makes the rules, has the power.
    He who has the power, has the money.

 

 

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