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    Police Accident on way to work.

    On a drive into work one night, I came round a corner and there, at the side of the road, were two officers from my station. They were patting down a mound of dirt. Curious I pulled over and asked what was going on.
    They said they had come round the corner too fast and knocked down a Politician, to avoid any trouble they decided to bury him and not mention it. I said, "How sure are you he's dead?"
    They replied,
    "Well, he said he wasn't, but you know what liars Politicians are!"
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    He was probably brain dead.
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    You can, of course, alter the 'victim' to whomever you want to have a dig at. Lawyers etc.
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