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05-23-06, 07:31 AM #1
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Police Accident on way to work.
On a drive into work one night, I came round a corner and there, at the side of the road, were two officers from my station. They were patting down a mound of dirt. Curious I pulled over and asked what was going on.
They said they had come round the corner too fast and knocked down a Politician, to avoid any trouble they decided to bury him and not mention it. I said, "How sure are you he's dead?"
They replied,
"Well, he said he wasn't, but you know what liars Politicians are!"
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05-23-06, 08:45 AM #2
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He was probably brain dead.
Facta non verba
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05-23-06, 08:57 AM #3
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You can, of course, alter the 'victim' to whomever you want to have a dig at. Lawyers etc.
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05-23-06, 01:27 PM #4
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