Two dumb guys walk into a pet store. The
first says, "I want four budgies."

The salesman replies, "Certainly sir, would
you like two male and two female, or all male
or all female?

The dumb guy shoots back, "I don't care.
I just want four budgies!"

The salesman, without losing his cool,
continues: "Very well sir, what color would
you like them to be? We have yellow, blue,
gr..."

The dumb guy interrupts, yelling, "I don't care
what color they are, just put four budgies in
a box for me. Is that too hard?"

The salesman quickly grabs four birds from
the budgie cages and shoves them into a
pet carrier. The second dumb guy pulls out
his wallet and pays for the birds, and then
both dumb guys leave.

They drive out to a high cliff and the first dumb
guy reaches in the box and pulls out two of the
birds, grasps them firmly and jumps off the
cliff while flapping his arms. He plummets
like a rock and hits the bottom of the cliff with
a loud SPLAT.

The second dumb guy looks down at his friend's
mangled remains and says, "Dang, this budgie
jumping isn't all it's cracked up to be."