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05-23-06, 08:20 PM #1katiemh Guest
Pick-up Line Randomizer.
What's your ideal pick-up line?
http://www.jobpredictor.com/chatup/
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05-23-06, 08:20 PM #2katiemh Guest
"Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...."
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05-23-06, 08:27 PM #3
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"Can I please be your slave tonight?"
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q
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05-23-06, 08:34 PM #4
Corporal
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Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?.
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05-23-06, 09:23 PM #5
Banned
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"I WANT SEX! Sorry, the doctor said that would help....."
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05-23-06, 09:47 PM #6FishTail Guest
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea..
Utter cheese.
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05-23-06, 10:35 PM #7
I'm the one in the middle
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"You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me..."
Former member of the LNC
Will take verbal abuse for spare change
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05-24-06, 08:47 AM #8
Master Officer
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Your ideal chatup line is:
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!.
Ohhh smooth!!
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05-24-06, 09:13 AM #9
Officer First Class
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"Seize Her! Bring Her To Me!"
"Nothing says guilty like a high-priced lawyer."
- Tom Griswold
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05-24-06, 09:41 AM #10
Nobody important.
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I love you, you know.
We are the thin blue line
between you
and all the money in the world.
And no you can't have any.
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05-24-06, 10:01 AM #11
I need more cowbell!!
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Do you know what winks and humps like a tiger? *wink*
Honest, I only had two officer.....
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05-24-06, 10:24 AM #12
Thrives in sunshine
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"I think I could fall madly in bed with you"
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05-24-06, 07:19 PM #13
Officer First Class
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I've been a bad boy/ girl,so spank me!
How did they know?!!!
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05-24-06, 09:45 PM #14
^ Female Deputy
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"You're daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox!."
It is better to be tried by 12, than carried by 6.
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An invisible red thread connects those who are destined to meet, regardless of time, place, or circumstance. The thread may stretch or tangle, but will never break.
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In vino veritas!
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05-24-06, 11:05 PM #15
Traffic Cop
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Pickup Line
I just ran out of Viagra. Can I use you?
That's funny right there.-Larry the Cable GuyFreedom is the sure possession of those who choose to defend it.
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05-25-06, 12:44 AM #16
shenanigans
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baby, you must be a snickers, because you satisfy me...
My wife actually liked that line.Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it - Mark Twain
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05-25-06, 01:00 AM #17
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Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'. .
A Smile
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
- author unknown
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05-25-06, 04:13 AM #18
Rentacop trainer
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You know, I do sleep well with others... .
"My motivation is slipping, people bug me, and I'm tired of wasting my time on drivel."
- Rep. Otis Pike (D - NY)
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05-25-06, 09:12 AM #19
Englewood Ranger/Infidel Extraordinaire
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"Can I spank your butt with my belly?"
"I am the guy that keeps Mister Dead in his pocket." -'Mad' Max Rockatansky
"An Englewood Ranger is no stranger to Danger.." -Unk
Good Night Chesty Where Ever You Are.
A Good Friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, "That was Awesome."
God Made Police Men so Fireman Would Have Heroes.
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05-25-06, 09:43 AM #20
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That was pretty damn bad
Originally Posted by Pedro56
\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
`` ` ` ` (3--(____)
"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q
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