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    Pick-up Line Randomizer.

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    "Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...."

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    "...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
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    Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?.

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    "I WANT SEX! Sorry, the doctor said that would help....."

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    Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea..


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    Your ideal chatup line is:

    Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!.

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    I love you, you know.





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    Do you know what winks and humps like a tiger? *wink*
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    I've been a bad boy/ girl,so spank me!

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    I just ran out of Viagra. Can I use you?



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    baby, you must be a snickers, because you satisfy me...

    My wife actually liked that line.
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    Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'. .
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    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
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    None is so rich or mighty that he
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    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
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    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

    - author unknown

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    You know, I do sleep well with others... .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pedro56
    "Can I spank your butt with my belly?"
    That was pretty damn bad
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    "...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q


 

 
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