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    Texas Trooper

    Two men were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a Texas Trooper. The cop walked up & tapped on the window with his night stick.

    The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop smacked him on the head with his night stick.

    "What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.

    "You're in Texas, son," the Trooper answered. "When we pull you over in Texas, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your vehicle."

    "Sorry Officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here."

    The Trooper runs a check--he's clean, and gives the driver his license back. He then walks around the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK", the Trooper smacks him on the head with his nightstick.

    "What you do that for?" the passenger demands.

    "Just making your wish come true," replied the Trooper.

    "What wish?" the passenger asked.

    "I know your type mister," sez the Trooper, "two miles down the road you would've turned to your buddy and said, "I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me."

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    LOL!! How true it is!!
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    Ha ha! I chuckle everytime I read this one. Love it!
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    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

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