Results 1 to 6 of 6
Thread: Everything has to have a name
05-24-06, 01:32 PM #1Older Than DirtVerified LEO
- Join Date
- Rep Power
Everything has to have a name
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name
>> >and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a
>> >generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is
>> >call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
>> > >
>> > > The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
>> >After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently
>> >announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also
>> >considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of
>> >course, Ibepokin.
>> > >
>> > > Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be
>> >available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
>> >beverage suitable for use
>> as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man
>> >to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call
> this a soft
>> >drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs"
> and just a
>> >good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction
> the name of:
>> >"MOUNT & DO"Facta non verba
"The good Lord set definite limits on man's wisdom, but set no limits on his stupidity — and that's not fair!" — Konrad Adenauer,
05-24-06, 01:54 PM #2
Copy and paste that to my e-mail....funny!No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~The opinions, beliefs, and ideas expressed in this post are mine, and mine alone. They are NOT the opinions, beliefs, ideas, or policies of my Agency, Police Chief, City Council, or any member of my department.
05-24-06, 06:23 PM #3
Laughing out loud! Very good!
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
- author unknown
05-24-06, 07:48 PM #4
DON'T SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF
"ATTITUDE" - I am convinced that life is 10% of what happens to me and 90% on how I react to it.
05-25-06, 09:31 AM #5Alpha Phi Sigma Alum - Alpha Delta Chapter
05-25-06, 12:31 PM #6
You forgot to post the web site where we can order.
We are the thin blue line
and all the money in the world.
And no you can't have any.
Users Browsing this Thread
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)