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05-24-06, 09:16 PM #1
Keep your legs together
A woman who had outlived eight husbands finally passed away.
Old friends and enemies alike gathered at her grave side and consoled or bitched with each other, as is so often the way.
"Oh well, at least they'll be together again..." sighed of the departed's lady friends.
"Yes," replied a childhood friend with a sob, "But with which husband?"
"No silly," said the snide friend, "I meant her legs."
05-25-06, 12:45 AM #2
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
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