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    Coffee, tea, or...

    During a tedious, cross-country, red-eye flight, the Captain came on the intercom and methodically gave his passenger briefing,

    "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. We will be cruising at 35,000 feet, blah, blah..."

    After completing his statement, the over-worked Captain forgot to disconnect his mike, and the next thing the passengers heard was,

    "You know, I sure could go for a cup of coffee and a blowjob right about now..."

    Upon hearing this, the stewardess at the front of the plane immediately turned and ran to the cockpit to inform the Captain of his miscue. While scurrying past the first class section, a passenger raised his hand and was heard to say,

    "Don't forget the coffee!!!"

    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

    - author unknown

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    Why can't I get service like that when I fly?
    "My motivation is slipping, people bug me, and I'm tired of wasting my time on drivel."

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    Ummmm, who needs the coffee anyway?

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    "Heaven doesn't want us,
    and Hell's afraid we'll take over!!"



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