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    My new favorite joke

    I just got this from a friend, and they probably heard me laughing down the hall.

    A guy goes to a doctor and says "Doc, I need a bigger wiener, can you help me?"
    The doc says "As a matter of fact there is a new procedure where we use part of a baby elephants
    trunk as an implant. It doesnt hurt the elephant and it seems to work great."
    The guy has the operation the next week.
    A month later he is on a date with a beautiful young blond. His first date with his new wiener. They are having dinner at a fancy restaraunt and making small talk when all of the sudden his wiener comes up from beneath the table and grabs a roll and disapears beneath the table.
    His date looks at him and says "Gosh, can you do that again?".
    Embarassed he says "I probably could, but I dont think my ass could handle another Biscuit.

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    HA ha! I just read this one yesterday on another site.
    http://img455.imageshack.us/img455/1369/rosekdrosetransp9fk2eb.gif

    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

    - author unknown

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    Talking

    OMG that was funny! That's definitely getting copied and sent on!

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    Very funny. Moved to jokes section.

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    hiliraious!!!!

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    DON'T SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF

    "ATTITUDE" - I am convinced that life is 10% of what happens to me and 90% on how I react to it.

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    Nice one!!
    No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13

    "The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".

    We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.

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    good one.
    http://www.lawenforcementforums.com/forums/signaturepics/sigpic763_2.gif

    "I am the guy that keeps Mister Dead in his pocket." -'Mad' Max Rockatansky

    "An Englewood Ranger is no stranger to Danger.." -Unk

    Good Night Chesty Where Ever You Are.

    A Good Friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, "That was Awesome."

    God Made Police Men so Fireman Would Have Heroes.

 

 

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