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    Men Never Listen

    In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

    A nurse noticed his predicament. She said "Sir, you may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

    He agreed and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.

    Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.

    Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW and warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

    What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things like this.

    Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button and warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

    When this stopped, he pushed the PP button and a large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom,
    it is tender loving pleasure.

    When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

    He pushed the ATR button and the next thing he knew when he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed and a nurse was staring down at him.

    "What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.

    "The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."

    'The Art of War' teaches us to "Rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's coming, but on our own readiness to receive him"--Sun Tsu

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    This was funny!

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    Last edited by Roses; 05-27-06 at 11:52 PM.

    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

    - author unknown



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