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    Natural Highs...fun game

    I need a little help.

    Name something that makes you smile.


    examples: Laughing so hard your face hurts. Running through sprinklers. Arresting the bad guy. etc....

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    One of my favorites was when we celebrated Nate's 18th birthday. Nate was one of those small time neighborhood punks who made it a point to be a pain in our collective asses. He'd been in and out of juvie so many times it was ridiculous and whenever we'd arrest him for petty larceny, vandalism, possession his response would always be "I'm a juvenile... I'll be home before you finish the paperwork!"

    That fine evening, he and his "posse" were out and Nate had a blunt that he was smoking. As we approached he said "yeah it's a blunt but y'all know you can't do nothin' 'cuz I'm a juv..." then his eyes got real wide when we said "Happy Birthday, Nate... you're under arrest."

    We had his party without him after shift.
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    A good sunset.
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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    On My Watch Tonight - Mike Corrado

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    "...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
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    sometimes the "stupid" things people say on the radio....the way it is said makes it funny
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    Riblets............I dunno what it is about that word, but its a fun word that I can't ever say without smiling.
    Are you a 3%er? If you aren't, you should be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by perdure
    I need a little help.

    Name something that makes you smile.


    examples: Laughing so hard your face hurts. Running through sprinklers. Arresting the bad guy. etc....

    I'm right here in the middle of it!



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    people who trip and fall, then get up and scour the area to see what tripped them

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    Quote Originally Posted by pbrown118
    people who trip and fall, then get up and scour the area to see what tripped them
    I've done that before...hehe



    Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.

    Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.

    Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.

    Making eye contact with a cute stranger.


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    Quote Originally Posted by perdure
    Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
    That is one of the coolest feelings in the world!!


    A couple more:

    A phone call/email from a friend to just say hi.

    Getting all the green lights.

    Getting mostly your favoirte color in a package of candy.
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
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    When you find more than one or two pecans in a can of mixed nuts!

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    Napalm. That word just brings a big smile to my face.

    Also, bending the the arm of the asshole that just called you a "piece of shit cop" backwards up to the middle of his back and torquing the wrist as you assist him to the ground, place him in handcuffs, and take him to jail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Post#83Chief
    Getting all the green lights.
    Oh yeah! That one will make you smile.


    Falling in love.

    Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.

    Making new friends.

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    Finding a load of drugs in a truck, having one of my lookouts hit for a load of drugs. Seeing my co-workers finding a load of drugs.


    Seeing my wife after a long shift.
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    the smell of gunpowder at the range first thing in the morning.
    Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things!

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    Dispatch sending someone else to the injury accident blocking the intersection.

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    If you ain't living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Crimebytes2
    When you find more than one or two pecans in a can of mixed nuts!
    Amen to that!!

    To me, there is nothing better that coming home from work and seeing my dogs. That famous Lab smile and the sheer excitement and joy that they possess. It makes even the worst days seem like a good day.
    Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it - Mark Twain

 

 
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