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    Little Johnny Strikes Again

    A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word fascinate in a sentence.

    Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating". The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate", not 'fascinating'.

    Sally raised her hand. She said. "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated". The teacher said, "Well that, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate".

    Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My Aunt Mimi has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."

    The teacher sat down and cried.
    'The Art of War' teaches us to "Rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's coming, but on our own readiness to receive him"--Sun Tsu

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    love it! think i know this kid
    Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things!

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    Ha ha! Funny!
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    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

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    OOPS; I just saw this was a slightly different version of a post by Terminator back in March. Sorry.
    'The Art of War' teaches us to "Rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's coming, but on our own readiness to receive him"--Sun Tsu

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    Quote Originally Posted by slamdunc
    OOPS; I just saw this was a slightly different version of a post by Terminator back in March. Sorry.

    It's worth repeating.

 

 

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