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06-01-06, 01:46 PM #1
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Little old ladies
Two little old ladies were outside of their rest home having a smoke when it started to rain.
One of them pulle a condom out of her purse and rolled it over her cigarette, explaining to her friend "it keeps it dry"
A few days layer the other old ladie was in the drugstore and asked for some condoms, the very surprised drugest asked what kind. The old lady replied "dosn't matter as long as they will fit over a camel". The drugest passed out.If you can't do it from a boat. Do you really want to do it?
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06-01-06, 06:01 PM #2
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A Smile
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
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