BrokeBack Bar

[ida40dj]

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it's a gay bar."But what the heck'" he says to himself "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your weewee?"
The cowboy says, "look, I'm not into any of that, all I want is A drink."
The gay waiter says, I'm sorry but I can't serve you untill you tell me the name of your weewee. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'just do it,' and that guy down at the end of the bar calls his, Snickers, because it really satisfies."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him A second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on A beer, "Hey bud, whats the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with A smile"Timex," and the thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex", The fella proudly replies back, "Cause it takes A lickin' and keeps on tickin!"
A little shaken the cowboy turns to the two fellas sitting on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "Ford, because quality is job one." Then says "have you driven a ford lately?"
The guy next to him then says, I call mine "Chevy, like a rock." and gives a wink.
Even more shaken the cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name. The name of my weewee is "secret." Now give me a beer!
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzeled look asked, "Why secret".
The cowboy says, "because it's strong enough for a man but made for a woman!"

[Ivory]

Lol

[Roses]

That was good! Funny! LOL