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    Redneck Love Poem




    Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue
    and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.

    Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze.
    Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.

    You move like the bass, which excite me in May.
    You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway.

    Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan.
    Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.

    You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud;
    I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.

    On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,
    well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.

    Still them fellers at work, they all want to know,
    what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe.

    Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man,
    to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.

    Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead.
    You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed.

    Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,
    you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt.

    When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,
    my life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.

    Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'.
    despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.

    Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank,
    we go together like a skunk goes with it's stank.

    Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;
    They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.

    Some men git roses on that special day
    from the cooler at Kroger. That's impressive," I say.

    Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
    "Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.

    But for this man, honey, these won't do.
    Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you.

    I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
    more useful than diamonds......

    IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!
    Luv, from yor romeo
    P.S. I think yore slicker'n deer guts on a door nob
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    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

    - author unknown

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    well that thar was finer than frogs hair!!! wonder who I can steal this poem for........looks to see if wifee is looking......no darlin...it would only be for youans!!! hehehehe
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    boy howdy...that thar did my heart wonders...I'm feeling all romantical now

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