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    Talking Training a new Investigator

    A chief detective is drilling three blonde detective trainees. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the 1st blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

    The first blonde answers "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye."

    The policeman says "Well...Uh.. that's because the picture shows his profile." Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asked her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

    The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says "Ha! He'd be easy to catch because he only has one ear!"

    The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and ear are showing because it's a picture of his profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?" Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He adds quickly "...think hard before giving a stupid answer."

    The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says "Hmmm... the suspect is wearing contact lenses."

    The policeman is surprised and speechless, because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that is a good answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file, and I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.

    "WoW! I can't believe it... it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contacts lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"

    "That's easy" the blonde replied. "He can't wear glasses because he only has one eye and one ear!"

    Capt. D. Larimore
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    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

    - author unknown

 

 

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