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06-04-06, 11:04 AM #1
Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
"Gee, Mom," he exclaimed. "For me?"
"Just take two, Dear." Brenda replied. "The rest are for your father."
Hmmmm, think I might have pancakes this morning.
The Swamp Mafia -"Heaven doesn't want us,and Hell's afraid we'll take over!!".
06-04-06, 11:06 AM #2
geez lolAny Post I make is my opinion only!
I do not have the authority or the permission to post for my Sheriff's Office.
06-05-06, 01:49 AM #3
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
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06-05-06, 03:07 AM #4
I wonder what would happen if I ate pancakes everyday for a year?Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!
06-05-06, 03:34 AM #5FishTail GuestOriginally Posted by tjpuclik2
06-05-06, 03:39 AM #6
Pitty the person that had to follow you into the head when you were finished.
06-05-06, 05:19 AM #7Originally Posted by LongTail
"To the German commander: 'Nuts!' The American Commander" - General Tony McAuliffe, 101st Airborne Division
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