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    Pancakes

    Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.

    With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.

    After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."

    The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.

    "Gee, Mom," he exclaimed. "For me?"


    "Just take two, Dear." Brenda replied. "The rest are for your father."


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    Hmmmm, think I might have pancakes this morning.


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    I wonder what would happen if I ate pancakes everyday for a year?
    Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tjpuclik2
    I wonder what would happen if I ate pancakes everyday for a year?
    You'd look like me...Pilsbury Dough Boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LongTail
    You'd look like me...Pilsbury Dough Boy.
    WooHoo!

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