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06-04-06, 10:13 AM #1
A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand.
He said "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damn good!"
The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity."
The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon that I put five thousand damn dollars in the offering plate!"
The preacher said, "No shit?"
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06-04-06, 10:51 AM #2
This is funny!
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
- author unknown
06-04-06, 09:01 PM #3
Damn...that was funny
DON'T SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF
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