Texas funnies(just jokeing)

[ida40dj]

GOOD
In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any Then he discovered the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!"
The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included.! Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST
A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As the TX State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.

[Roses]

The last one is the best. I laugh each time I think of it or see it.

ROFL!

[Lo523]

Very funny!

[dla4079]

BEST
A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As the TX State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.

I laughed so hard at this one, I had to get away from the com!!!!!!

[conalabu]

Ya gotta love that no thought response.

[Virginian]

Ya gotta love that no thought response.

Hell yeah, I love all your responses conalabu

[TXCharlie]

Here's an actual Texas event (supposedly) - A cop told me this story so it must be true

Just north of Sherman, TX, the police were conducting a drug bust, so they put a sign on US 75 that read "Drug Stop ahead - All vehicles will be searched"...

The sign was placed a few hundred feet before a little makeshift dead-end dirt road leading off the freeway and over a hill.

They had so many vehicles exiting onto the dirt road that backup had to be called. They all got tickets for leaving the freeway, and a few of them actually consented to the search and had their vehicles seized

There was no search on US75 - It was a ploy to get them to go down the dirt road

[keith720]

My favorite non-politically correct Texas joke:

Q.: What's the true defination of a Texan?

A.: A Mexican too lazy to walk to Oklahoma.

[conalabu]

Stop breathing now, please, Virgin. You are wasting my air.

[Virginian]

Stop breathing now, please, Virgin. You are wasting my air.

Just wait til I go to the track after work, you'll be lucky if there's any left the way I huff and puff