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06-06-06, 06:28 AM #1
Planets Dumbest Criminals
A thief in Suffolk county, Long Island, was being chased by a squad car when he made a wrong turn into a parking lot and crashed into three cars and a building. He was immediately surrounded by 40 Police Officers. The thief had crashed into Police Headquarters
"We are still trying to figure out how he did it," said a police spokesman, who noted that the building "is easily recognizable," because "there are always at least 40 Police Cars parked out side at anyone time."
06-06-06, 07:23 AM #2
A thief from Taipei, Taiwan, was in the midst of stealing racing pigeons when he fell from the roof of a 5 storey building, killing himself and the pigeons he landed on.
06-06-06, 07:35 AM #3
Seduced, as they say, by the dark side of the Force, Andrew Thornton, 41, Left Narcotics work with the Lexington, Kentucky, Police for what is known as the private sector, or dope smuggling to be cognosecenti. He planned to put his army paratrooper training to work by parachuting himself into business with $4.500, a pair of pistols, a couple of knives, ropes, food, nightvision goggles and 79 pounds of Cocaine.
Tony Arci of the DEA, said that smuggling by parachute had it's point: " Numberone, a parachutist is not picked up on radar...during a night drop there's not much noise and dosn't arrouse suspicion." He also noted 2 potential drawbacks: (A) "you fall on somebodies house" and (B) "your chutedosn't open."
Entreperneur Thornton drew on from column (B) one night, landing in a neat but deceased pile in the backyard of Fred Myers, who lives near Knoxville, Tenessee. Myers noticed the body when he happened to glance out ofhis window the next morning.
"I never had a landing in my yard before," he said.
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