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    Talking Adult joke

    A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the
    third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After
    dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation.
    After a long period of silence, the priest spoke.

    "Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim."

    "I know, Father."

    "In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or
    two."

    "I agree."

    "Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you
    do something for me?"

    "Anything, Father."

    "I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see
    yours."

    "Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm."

    The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely
    breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.

    "Sister, would you mind if I touched them?"

    She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.

    "Father, could I ask something of you?"

    "Yes, Sister?"

    "I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?"

    "I suppose that would be OK," the priest replied lifting his robe.

    "Oh Father, may I touch it?"

    The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting
    a huge erection.

    "Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can
    give life."

    "Is that true, Father?"

    "Yes, it is, Sister."

    "Oh Father that's wonderful, stick it in the camel and let's get the
    hell out of here."

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    Funny LOL!
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    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

    - author unknown

 

 

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