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06-07-06, 10:14 AM #1
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the
third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After
dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation.
After a long period of silence, the priest spoke.
"Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim."
"I know, Father."
"In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or
"Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you
do something for me?"
"I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see
"Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm."
The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely
breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.
"Sister, would you mind if I touched them?"
She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.
"Father, could I ask something of you?"
"I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?"
"I suppose that would be OK," the priest replied lifting his robe.
"Oh Father, may I touch it?"
The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting
a huge erection.
"Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can
"Is that true, Father?"
"Yes, it is, Sister."
"Oh Father that's wonderful, stick it in the camel and let's get the
hell out of here."
06-07-06, 10:16 AM #2
hahahaAny Post I make is my opinion only!
I do not have the authority or the permission to post for my Sheriff's Office.
06-07-06, 10:18 AM #3
06-07-06, 10:19 AM #4
I hope the was hot, the ones I have seen are well...................nunny.The opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are my personal opinions only, thereby releasing my agency of any liability, or involvement in anything posted under the username "Beans" on LEF.
06-08-06, 04:26 AM #5
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
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