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    If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"
    Rule # 1
    Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.

    Rule # 2
    If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

    Rule # 3
    If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.

    Rule # 4
    It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.

    Rule # 5
    Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are?

    Rule # 6
    Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

    Rule # 7
    You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both.

    Rule # 8
    Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs.

    Rule # 9
    Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.

    Rule # 10
    When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary.

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    [QUOTE=dlocke1419]Rules


    Rule # 5
    Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are?
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    [quote=CountyFourteen]
    Quote Originally Posted by dlocke1419
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    Rule # 5
    Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are?
    QUOTE]

    My wife said "yea uhhuh" to that one
    Hey County,

    Just because we're on a diet, doesn't mean we can't look at the menu.

    (FWIW, my ex never agreed to that one either.)

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    [QUOTE=cajunguy]
    Quote Originally Posted by CountyFourteen

    Hey County,

    Just because we're on a diet, doesn't mean we can't look at the menu.

    (FWIW, my ex never agreed to that one either.)

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    Are you kidding? Mr Ducky and I both check out others. It's all in fun.
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