Rules

[dlocke1419]

Rules

If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"
Rule # 1
Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.

Rule # 2
If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

Rule # 3
If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.

Rule # 4
It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.

Rule # 5
Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are?

Rule # 6
Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

Rule # 7
You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both.

Rule # 8
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs.

Rule # 9
Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.

Rule # 10
When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary.

[CountyFourteen]

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Rule # 5
Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are?
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My wife said "yea uhhuh" to that one

[cajunguy]

[quote=CountyFourteen]

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Rule # 5
Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are?
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My wife said "yea uhhuh" to that one

Hey County,

Just because we're on a diet, doesn't mean we can't look at the menu.

(FWIW, my ex never agreed to that one either.)

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[Ducky]

[QUOTE=cajunguy]

Hey County,

Just because we're on a diet, doesn't mean we can't look at the menu.

(FWIW, my ex never agreed to that one either.)

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Are you kidding? Mr Ducky and I both check out others. It's all in fun.