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    Now that I'm retired

    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days
    interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into
    a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

    I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a
    break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

    I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another
    ticket for having worn tires.

    So I called him a dick head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the
    windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.. This went
    on for about 20 minutes.

    The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

    Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.

    I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

    It's important at my age.
    When I used to be somebody (I'm center top)

    "A burning desire for social justice is never a substitute for knowing what you're talking about". -Thomas Sowell-

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    Good one! LOL!

    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

    - author unknown

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    You got me on that one. I didn't notice it was in the joke section until after I read it.



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