Now that I'm retired

[Retdetsgt]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days
interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into
a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a
break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a dick head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the
windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.. This went
on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

It's important at my age.

[Roses]

Good one! LOL!

[lesta311]

You got me on that one. I didn't notice it was in the joke section until after I read it.