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Thread: Now that I'm retired
06-08-06, 02:24 PM #1
Now that I'm retired
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days
interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into
a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a
break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a dick head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the
windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.. This went
on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at my age.When I used to be somebody (I'm center top)
"A burning desire for social justice is never a substitute for knowing what you're talking about". -Thomas Sowell-
06-08-06, 02:59 PM #2
Good one! LOL!
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
- author unknown
06-08-06, 03:07 PM #3
You got me on that one. I didn't notice it was in the joke section until after I read it.
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