Always listen to the end of the story...

[STJ407]

I thought this was both funny and a good point to remember out there.

Little Georgie watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and
go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt
Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Georgie found this so exciting that he could not contain himself
as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was at the
playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I
went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helpe d
her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off,
then Aunt Jane........"

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Georgie, this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time I
want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Georgie to tell his story.

Georgie started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's
car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was
giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then
Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy
started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when
Daddy was in the Army."

Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you
interrupt.

[Honeypot]

Brilliant!

[Lo523]

Good one!

[Roses]

Very Good! LOL!

[Piggybank Cop]

Copied and saved; thanks.