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    Smile Always listen to the end of the story...

    I thought this was both funny and a good point to remember out there.

    Little Georgie watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and
    go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt
    Jane in a passionate embrace.

    Little Georgie found this so exciting that he could not contain himself
    as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was at the
    playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I
    went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helpe d
    her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off,
    then Aunt Jane........"

    At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Georgie, this is such an
    interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time I
    want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

    At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Georgie to tell his story.

    Georgie started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's
    car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was
    giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then
    Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy
    started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when
    Daddy was in the Army."

    Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you
    interrupt.

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    Brilliant!


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    Good one!

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    Very Good! LOL!
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    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

    - author unknown

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    Copied and saved; thanks.

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    and all the money in the world.

    And no you can't have any.

 

 

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