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    What Did the Doctor Say?

    A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

    After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He
    said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If
    you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely
    die.

    "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times.
    For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially
    nice meal for him.

    "Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it
    will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him.?

    "If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your
    husband will regain his health completely."

    On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

    "He said you're going to die," she replied.

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    A good one! LOL!
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    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

    - author unknown

 

 

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