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06-09-06, 08:14 AM #1
Four Catholic Ladies
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important
their children are.
The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he
walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my
son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women
give her this subtle "Well...?"
She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hard bodied, well-hung, male
stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say "My God"!!!!!!....
06-09-06, 08:25 AM #2
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
- author unknown
06-10-06, 12:17 AM #3
SO, when were you talking to my Mom?
We are the thin blue line
and all the money in the world.
And no you can't have any.
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