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    Who is who

    THE CHIEF of police leaps tall building in a single
    bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster
    than a speeding bullet, walks on water and gives
    policy to God.

    THE ASSISTANT CHIEF leaps shorter buildings in a
    single bound, is more powerful than a Switch Engine,
    and is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on
    water if it is calm, and talks to God.

    THE CAPTAIN leaps short building with a running start,
    and favorable wind conditions. He is almost as
    powerful as a switch engine and faster than a speeding
    bullet, walks on water of an indoor pool, and talks to
    God if special request is approved.

    THE LIEUTENANT barely clears quonset huts, loses tug
    of war with Locomotives, can fire a speeding bullet,
    swims well and is occasional addressed by God.

    THE SERGEANT makes high marks when trying to leap
    buildings, is ran over by Locomotives and sometimes
    handles a gun without inflicting self injury, can dog
    paddle, and talks to himself.

    THE DETECTIVE runs into buildings, recognizes
    Locomotives two out of three times, is issued
    ammunition, can stay afloat if properly instructed,
    and talks to water.

    THE PATROLMAN falls over door sills when entering
    buildings, says "look at the choo choo", wets himself
    with a water pistol, and can never never ever talk to
    God.

    THE DISPATCHER lifts up buildings and walks under
    them, kicks Locomotives off of the tracks, catches
    speeding bullets in her teeth and chews them, and
    freezes water with a single glance.

    THE DISPATCHER IS GOD!!
    Any Post I make is my opinion only!
    I do not have the authority or the permission to post for my Sheriff's Office.



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    Posted since my wife (the dispatcher) loves this list, lol
    Any Post I make is my opinion only!
    I do not have the authority or the permission to post for my Sheriff's Office.



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    I will be yelling in the headset shortly..

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    Diswho? Oh yeah, the ones that curse at me over the thing in my car that talks.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Dispatchers...

    You know what works great?

    Squad radio feedback squeal.

    They hate that.


 

 

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