Emoticons that show personality

[slamdunc]

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where: means a smile and is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) :-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

[Terminator]

Hahaha