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06-13-06, 12:45 PM #1
A professor at Texas University was giving a lecture
of the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience,
he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this
seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question
further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Billy Bob raises his hand. The
professor takes off his glasses, and says "Son, all
the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has
ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got
to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin,
and began to make his way up to the podium. When he
reached the front of the room, the professor asks,
"So, Billy Bob, tell us what it's like to have sex
with a ghost?"
Billy Bob replied, "Shiiiit! From way back there I
thought you said "Goats."
06-13-06, 12:46 PM #2
06-13-06, 01:11 PM #3
geezAny Post I make is my opinion only!
I do not have the authority or the permission to post for my Sheriff's Office.
06-13-06, 01:34 PM #4
HaHaHaHaHaHa...you shouldnt make such a confession
06-13-06, 01:35 PM #5
That was a good one lol.
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06-19-06, 04:43 AM #6
Hey wait a second here that was my brother!Everybody is entitled to MY opinion!
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