Ghost sex

**Elle** · 06-13-06, 12:45 PM

A professor at Texas University was giving a lecture

of the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience,

he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who

believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a

ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this

seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

About 15 students raise their hand.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

3 students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question

further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Billy Bob raises his hand. The

professor takes off his glasses, and says "Son, all

the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has

ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got

to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin,

and began to make his way up to the podium. When he

reached the front of the room, the professor asks,

"So, Billy Bob, tell us what it's like to have sex

with a ghost?"

Billy Bob replied, "Shiiiit! From way back there I

thought you said "Goats."