SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS AT A BASEBALL GAME
> (WHOSE HEAD GEAR PARTIALLY BLOCKED THE VIEW),
> THREE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS
> IN AN EFFORT TO GET THEM TO MOVE.
>
> IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK I'M GOING
> TO MOVE TO UTAH, THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE."
>
> THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID,
> "I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA, THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE."
>
> THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO,
> THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE."
>
> ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN,
> AND IN A VERY SWEET, CALM, VOICE SAID,
> "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL ... THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE."