Little Gems
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> >Need a good laugh? A first grade teacher had 25 students in her class and

> >she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known
> >proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
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> >It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their
> >insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that all these

> >are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
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> >1. Don't change horses........................ . until they stop running.
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> >2. Strike while the........................... .... bug is close.
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> >3. It's always darkest before................. Daylight Saving Time.
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> >4. Never underestimate the power of ... termites.
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> >5. You can lead a horse to water but..... how?
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> >6. Don't bite the hand that . looks dirty.
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> >7. No news.......................... .............. impossible.
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> >8. A miss is as good as a.................... Mr.
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> >9. You can't teach an old dog new...... Math.
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> >10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll... Stink in the morning.
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> >11. Love all, trust......................... .... me.
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> >12 The pen is mightier than the......... pigs.
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> >13. An idle mind is............................ best way to relax.
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> >14. Where there's smoke there's......... pollution.
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> >15. Happy the bride who................... gets all the presents.
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> >16. A penny saved is . not much.
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> >17. Two's company, three's . the Musketeers.
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> >18. Don't put off till tomorrow what ... you put on to go to bed.
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> >19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, Cry... and then blow your
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> >20. There are none so blind as ........... Stevie Wonder.
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> >21. Children should be seen and not.... spanked or grounded.
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> >22. If at first you don't succeed........... get new batteries.
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> >23. You get out of something only what you .... see in the picture on the

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> >24. When the blind lead the blind . get out of the way.
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> >And the WINNER and last one!
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> >25. Better late than...... pregnant.
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