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06-14-06, 11:18 AM #1Signal_W Guest
A woman came home and found this letter from her husband:
My Dearest Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54-year-old body can no longer supply. However, I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed, I shall be back home before midnight.
My Dearest Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time, I would like to inform you that while you are reading this, I will be at the Ritz Carleton with Michael, my tennis coach, who, like your secretary, also is 18. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be back until lunchtime tomorrow.
06-14-06, 11:26 AM #2
I am 30 and I don't want to go into 54!
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06-14-06, 11:31 AM #3GrasshopperVerified LEO
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More experience, Beans. Like a fine wine, man.And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
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06-14-06, 02:56 PM #4
I am almost 40 and I can guarantee that age and experience will ALWAYS overcome youth and vitality! Don't believe me? Ladies can call for an appointment. Gentlemen can schedule lessons."My motivation is slipping, people bug me, and I'm tired of wasting my time on drivel."
- Rep. Otis Pike (D - NY)
06-14-06, 02:58 PM #5Originally Posted by JohnnyRottenThe opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are my personal opinions only, thereby releasing my agency of any liability, or involvement in anything posted under the username "Beans" on LEF.
06-14-06, 03:03 PM #6**********************
"I used to care
but now I take a pill for that"
06-14-06, 04:04 PM #7
Hell I'm almost 60.
As they say I may not be as good as I once was; but I'm as good once as I ever was.
We are the thin blue line
and all the money in the world.
And no you can't have any.
06-19-06, 10:10 AM #8
Hell, I'm past 40....but my one eye monster still thinks it's 18. Thanks to the little blue pill.
DON'T SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF
"ATTITUDE" - I am convinced that life is 10% of what happens to me and 90% on how I react to it.
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