Math

Signal_W · 06-14-06, 10:18 AM

A woman came home and found this letter from her husband:

My Dearest Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54-year-old body can no longer supply. However, I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed, I shall be back home before midnight.

When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

My Dearest Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time, I would like to inform you that while you are reading this, I will be at the Ritz Carleton with Michael, my tennis coach, who, like your secretary, also is 18. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be back until lunchtime tomorrow.

**Beans** · 06-14-06, 10:26 AM

I am 30 and I don't want to go into 54!

**conalabu** · 06-14-06, 10:31 AM

More experience, Beans. Like a fine wine, man.

**JohnnyRotten** · 06-14-06, 01:56 PM

I am almost 40 and I can guarantee that age and experience will ALWAYS overcome youth and vitality! Don't believe me? Ladies can call for an appointment. Gentlemen can schedule lessons.