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    You May Be a Redneck If Top Dozen:

    You May Be a Redneck If Top Dozen:

    12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

    11. You think a "subdivision" is part of mathematics.

    10. You think a "hot tub" is a stolen indoor plumbing fixture.

    9. You took your rod and reel to Sea World.

    8. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.

    7. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

    6. You consider your license plate personalized because you dad made it.

    5. You have a complete set of salad bowls courtesy of Cool Whip.

    4. Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.

    3. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

    2. You think a "quarter horse" is that ride in front of Wal-Mart.

    1. A tornado hits your house and does $10,000 worth of improvements.



    That #6 will get ya every time.



    We are the thin blue line
    between you
    and all the money in the world.

    And no you can't have any.

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    Bwahahahahahah, that should be posted on a sign at the entrance of my county.
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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    On My Watch Tonight - Mike Corrado

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    These are the test questions for citizenship in my county.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    I think I saw those as test questions way back when I applied to be a trooper. Hmmmm,,, wonder if I qualified?

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    it should also include:
    "...if you've appeared on COPS 10 times, and you were shirtless and drunk 10 times out of 10... you're probably a redneck"

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    When I heard Foxworthy say, "If instead of investing in the stock market, your family invested in commerative plates..... You might be a redneck", I remembered my family kitchen......
    When I used to be somebody (I'm center top)

    "A burning desire for social justice is never a substitute for knowing what you're talking about". -Thomas Sowell-

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    Hey!!! Quit poking fun!!! I personally take acceptance to 2,3,5,7,8, & 9.
    Here Speeder, Speeder, Speeder


    "Oderint dum metuant" - Caligula

    "How come you only call me when someone's dead?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Post#83Chief
    Bwahahahahahah, that should be posted on a sign at the entrance of my county.
    What, I didn't know you lived in Graham, TX too. LOL.

    Capt. D. Larimore
    NTISF Gang Unit

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    I get this one all the time.

    If you live in a house that is mobile, but have 14 cars that aren't. You might be a redneck.

    Okay, I don't own that many cars. I just have one.


    Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.

    Not a LEO

    In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
    In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.









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    Quote Originally Posted by CTR man
    I get this one all the time.

    If you live in a house that is mobile, but have 14 cars that aren't. You might be a redneck.

    Okay, I don't own that many cars. I just have one.
    One mobile or not mobile car?

    I've got four cars, for the two of us (my girl and I). only one is broke. It's been sitting in my mother-in-laws yard for 4 years.

    but we don't live in a mobile home at least.

    5 cars if you count the riding lawnmower.
    Here Speeder, Speeder, Speeder


    "Oderint dum metuant" - Caligula

    "How come you only call me when someone's dead?"

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    I live in a double wide mobile home and drive a brand new car.

    I know, I need to move out of this state of CA. Cost of living is outrageous.


    Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.

    Not a LEO

    In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
    In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.









 

 

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