why parents get gray hair

**ida40dj** · 06-15-06, 04:10 AM

A Father was passing by his son's bedroom and was astonished to see the
bed
nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad."
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter
with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and
Mom.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you
would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her
tight
motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's
not
only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Joan says that we are going to
be
very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
firewood,
enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the
commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll
pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she
surely
deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to
take
care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get
to
know your grandchildren.

Your son,
Chad

P. S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I
just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
card that's in my desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me
to
come home..

**zpd307** · 06-15-06, 04:31 AM

this is what i have to look forward to?????

**ida40dj** · 06-15-06, 04:51 AM

yep, my daughter is 14 and scares the crap outa me all the time.

**Trojan 42** · 06-15-06, 05:17 AM

When my youngest was around 16 he was going on holiday to Spain with some mates from his rugby club. Worried what he might get up to, my wife sneaked several packets of condoms into his suitcase.

We got a postcard that just said, Send More Condoms!

Am I glad I had sons, I couldn't have coped with daughters.