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06-15-06, 04:10 AM #1
why parents get gray hair
A Father was passing by his son's bedroom and was astonished to see the
nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad."
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter
with trembling hands:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you
would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her
motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's
only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Joan says that we are going to
very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the
commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll
pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she
deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to
care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get
know your grandchildren.
P. S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
card that's in my desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me
come home..Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things!
06-15-06, 04:31 AM #2
this is what i have to look forward to?????MANNNNN.... YOU MUST BE FAST, BECAUSE I WAS HAULIN ASS WHEN I PASSED YOU!
06-15-06, 04:51 AM #3
yep, my daughter is 14 and scares the crap outa me all the time.Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things!
06-15-06, 05:17 AM #4
When my youngest was around 16 he was going on holiday to Spain with some mates from his rugby club. Worried what he might get up to, my wife sneaked several packets of condoms into his suitcase.
We got a postcard that just said, Send More Condoms!
Am I glad I had sons, I couldn't have coped with daughters.To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.
I've Talked the Talk and I've Walked the Walk, now I Sit the Sit!
It's not until you look at an Ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, that you realise just how often they burst into flames for no reason!
06-15-06, 05:25 AM #5THE five-ohVerified LEO
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06-15-06, 12:20 PM #6GrasshopperVerified LEO
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If, and when, I have kids and one of the little pissers leaves me a letter like this, there may not be a safe time to come home.And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
06-18-06, 10:45 AM #7
Lol thats priceless.
06-18-06, 11:09 AM #8Originally Posted by conalabu
06-20-06, 11:15 PM #9
That is the funniest thing I have read all day!!!!!
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