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    Dad's Job

    A Junior school class is being asked by the Teacher what their Dad's do for a living, the usual answers are given. Fireman, Police man, Bank Manager etc. The Teacher notices that little Johnny is trying to avoid her gaze. "Come on Johnny, share your Dad's job with the class." Little Johnny sighs, takes a deep breath and says, " My Dad's an exotic dancer in a Gay Bar and if they like him, he'll have sex with them for money." Shocked the Teacher says, "Now, Johnny is that really true?" After a while Johnny says, " No. He plays Soccer for America, but I was too embarrassed to admit it."
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