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    mid life crisis

    Well, it's not a mid life crisis, but here's how things worked out for me.

    Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night
    With a hot 25 year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

    My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed....
    Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things!

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    Your wife seems to have a pretty acute grasp of things...
    "My motivation is slipping, people bug me, and I'm tired of wasting my time on drivel."

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    sounds like your wife went to the same school my wife went to

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    actually just a joke ive only been married 15 yrs, the rest probably true though. lol
    Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things!

 

 

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