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06-26-06, 12:59 AM #1
mid life crisis
Well, it's not a mid life crisis, but here's how things worked out for me.
Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night
With a hot 25 year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed....Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things!
06-26-06, 08:05 AM #2
Your wife seems to have a pretty acute grasp of things..."My motivation is slipping, people bug me, and I'm tired of wasting my time on drivel."
- Rep. Otis Pike (D - NY)
06-26-06, 09:21 AM #3
sounds like your wife went to the same school my wife went to
DON'T SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF
"ATTITUDE" - I am convinced that life is 10% of what happens to me and 90% on how I react to it.
06-28-06, 06:31 AM #4
actually just a joke ive only been married 15 yrs, the rest probably true though. lolDon't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things!
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