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06-26-06, 01:14 AM #1
A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to
the United States.
He stops the first person he sees
walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr.
American for letting me in this country, and giving me
housing, food stamps, free medical care and free
But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in
The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he
sees he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for
the wonderful America!"
That person puts up his hand and says "I am from
Middle East, I
am not an American!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously,
"Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Russia!"
So he is puzzled,
and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and
"Probably at work!"Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things!
06-26-06, 03:56 AM #2
i must say...... that was a good one. especially since i just tagged somali for 86 in a 65 about an hour ago!!!!!MANNNNN.... YOU MUST BE FAST, BECAUSE I WAS HAULIN ASS WHEN I PASSED YOU!
06-26-06, 01:08 PM #3
That is a good one. Hell, I'm even an immigrant, and I workAlpha Phi Sigma Alum - Alpha Delta Chapter
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