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    Talking clean ears

    My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she

    took it to the veterinarian. He found the problem was hair

    in it's ears and cleaned both ears and the dog could hear

    fine,

    The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from

    reoccurring she should go to the store and get some 'Nair"

    hair remover and rub in it's ears once a month.


    The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair

    remover. At the register the druggist tells her, "If

    you're going to use this under your arms don't use

    deodorant for a few days."

    The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms."

    The druggist says, "If you're using it on your legs don't

    shave for a couple of days."

    The lady says, "I'm not using it on my legs either, and if

    you must know I'm using it on my schnauzer."


    The druggist says, "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
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