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07-03-06, 06:47 AM #1
Having 'The Talk'
A father asked his 10-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!"
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Santa' speech.
At seven, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for!!!'The Art of War' teaches us to "Rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's coming, but on our own readiness to receive him"--Sun Tsu
07-03-06, 07:10 AM #2
Good one!To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.
I've Talked the Talk and I've Walked the Walk, now I Sit the Sit!
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07-09-06, 03:23 PM #3
my wife is roflDon't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things!
07-09-06, 04:31 PM #4
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07-10-06, 09:11 AM #6GrasshopperVerified LEO
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You mean adults do get laid????And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
07-10-06, 09:30 AM #7
They must mean the single adults, con
07-10-06, 11:17 AM #8
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