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07-04-06, 04:08 PM #1
Important secret stuff guys need to know about girls
WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND
WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY
THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK
SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW
LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE
WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE
LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY
TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS
7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK
SITTING NEXT TO US.
8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY
GOOD AT IT.
9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US
BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE
CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS
STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)
11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN
WE SIT ON IT.
12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S
THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING
13. WE TYPE IN ALL CAPS SO EVERYONE CAN HEAR US.
Stolen from a top secret girls web site, don't tell.
We are the thin blue line
and all the money in the world.
And no you can't have any.
07-04-06, 05:30 PM #2
07-04-06, 05:36 PM #3
Thats a double
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
Not a LEO
In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.
07-06-06, 08:50 AM #4
You just described my wife after a during a night out!!!!!
07-07-06, 12:10 AM #5
lol that was good. Here are a few guys that drank to much:
After a hard day at the office, three guys decide to go out for a cocktail to wind down. The bar becomes very crowded, a few drinks turns into many and soon everyone is tanked. All three lose track of each other and end up going home separately.
The next day at the office, the three gather by the watercooler to discuss the past evenings events. The first guy says, "I got so drunk last night that I went home and blew chunks." The second guy pipes in, "That's nothing. I got so drunk that I got in my car and drove it right into a telephone pole. Totaled it. I didn't get hurt but now I have no car." The third guy says, "Well, I got so drunk that when I got home, I cussed my girlfriend out and knocked over a candle which lit the apartment on fire. She dumped me, all my belongings are destroyed and the home insurance won't cover the damage."
The first guy motions the two to come closer and whispers, "I'm not sure you understand. Chunks is my dog."Obedience of the law is demanded; not asked as a favor.
07-07-06, 12:30 AM #6\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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07-07-06, 12:50 AM #7
That is wrong is so many ways.
07-07-06, 02:47 AM #8Rookie
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OMG!! That is so true and so damn funny!!!!!!!!!
07-07-06, 03:16 AM #9SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Lead is very hazardous to your health.
Always include Kevlar in your daily diet.
"I always believe in being prepared, even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails."
- Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.
07-07-06, 05:11 AM #10Originally Posted by refusetostop
Wrong, Wrong, Wrong! LMAO!!!!!
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