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07-07-06, 02:27 AM #1
The Question Thread
Rules- answer the last question asked, then ask your own. If you post, and someone beats you to answering a question, go back and edit yours to answer the question of the person who beat you in posting.
If you want to answer someone else's older question, you may, but be sure to answer the current question first, and be sure to aske your own question.
I'm starting with a stupid question, expecting a stupid answer, but that's not a requirement of this thread. I've seen this work well on other forums, interested in trying it here.
My question:
Why is it that they are called "bulletproof" vests, when they are really only bullet resistant?
Here Speeder, Speeder, Speeder

"Oderint dum metuant" - Caligula
"How come you only call me when someone's dead?"
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07-07-06, 05:38 AM #2
Moved to fun and games
Originally Posted by Memphis

The reason that they are called bulletproof is really quite simple. It all has to do with the human pyche of the police officer. You see by calling something bulletproof it makes us feel like superman, you know invincible. But if the term "resistant" is used quite frankly, we would be more apt to hesitantion at our job. Also it is a nice marketing ploy to sell more vests. I for one feel more comfortable wearing a vest called bulletproof, rather than bullet resistant, so therefore it is a quite a marketing ploy to get more money out of officers and departments that are already strapped for cash......
P.S. dont tell anyone I said this as big brother will come and look for me and I am scared of big brother, especially since that whole probe incident happend when NSA, CIA and DIA came to house and kidnapped me. OUR SECERT OK!!!
Why is the sky blue????
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07-07-06, 06:20 AM #3
The sky isn't blue. It's just the blue part of the spectrum is diffused by the atmosphere causing it to appear blue.
How do Snow Plough Drivers get to work?To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.
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07-07-06, 09:34 AM #4They take work (the trucks) home.
Originally Posted by Trojan 42

What's the DIA?
Here Speeder, Speeder, Speeder

"Oderint dum metuant" - Caligula
"How come you only call me when someone's dead?"
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07-07-06, 09:40 AM #5Defense Intelligence Agency, the intelligence branch of the US military, based at Bolling Air Force Base. Been thereWhat's the DIA?

What's the best place to stay (hotel or area) near New York City?
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07-07-06, 09:53 AM #6Go to Sears and get a fridge box and find any corner. Cheap and a full experiance.
Originally Posted by Virginian
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And I’ll deal with the hate.
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07-07-06, 09:58 AM #7
By using a great big Syringe and squirting it in there.
Why do Police Cars have govenors on them to slow them down, and most public cars don't?"An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
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07-07-06, 10:10 AM #8Because a mayor isn't enough, and a president is too much.
Originally Posted by BigDawg3533
Why do I sweat when I'm nervous?
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07-07-06, 11:34 AM #9
There are two types of sweat glands; eccrine sweat glands and apocrine sweat glands. Both types of glands are controlled by the sympathetic nervous system, which controls many of our involuntary actions such as breathing, heartbeat and sweating. Heat is the main reasons your eccrine glands kick in so when you get nervous and your heartbeat rises and you breathe harder you sweat to cool your body down.
When shooting why do I score better under a stress course than practice?Obedience of the law is demanded; not asked as a favor.
Theodore Roosevelt
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07-07-06, 12:26 PM #10
Concentration - you take the task more seriously and focus better when you feel an element of importance.
Are polarized sunglasses worth the extra money?
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07-07-06, 12:46 PM #11
Yes, they block out glare.
If you are in a vehicle traveling at the speed of light, will your headlights shine ahead of you?For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
Winston Churchill
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07-07-06, 12:49 PM #12
Yes, if you turn them on before you reach 670,616,629.384 miles per hour

If you shoot a gun out the back of a speeding car, does the bullet move more slowly than if you shot it towards the front?
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07-07-06, 12:58 PM #13Nope... a speeding bullet is a speeding bullet is a speeding bullet... I think.
Originally Posted by Virginian
How do you get the lead inside a pencil?
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07-07-06, 02:32 PM #14
It grows on the tree like that.

How'd they invent jello?There’s a promise I need you to make
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And I’ll deal with the hate.
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Just care for your children and sleep tight
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On My Watch Tonight - Mike Corrado
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07-07-06, 03:03 PM #15
It fell off the jello tree like that!
Who wants on Tony's stepmom after me?
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07-07-06, 05:43 PM #16
No sloppy seconds.
Does a rocking horse have a hickory dick?
can I say that in here?Obedience of the law is demanded; not asked as a favor.
Theodore Roosevelt
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07-07-06, 10:28 PM #17
No, rocking horses get their rocks off on pony play.
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07-07-06, 10:35 PM #18
Uh, what's green and small and smells like pork?
Kermit's finger
Oops had to tell it.
She was bitchy because uh she always had to be on bottom, I don't know.
Why won't Glock post his picture?
There’s a promise I need you to make
While I’m gone you take care of the love
And I’ll deal with the hate.
Don’t worry about me; I’ll be all right
Just care for your children and sleep tight
I’ll keep you safe on my watch tonight
~
On My Watch Tonight - Mike Corrado
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07-07-06, 11:14 PM #19
BECAUSE HE IS A SHE.
Why did memphis steal my game and repost? http://www.lawenforcementforums.com/...ead.php?t=5096
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07-08-06, 01:15 AM #20
Because you SUCK AT LIFE!!!!
Why do I work so hard all the time at work???
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