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    Obituaries

    What will your obituary say?

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    "Screamingly in a speeding car, Katie died before telling anyone where they buried their treasure.

    Katie will be terribly missed by the guys at the legion."

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    Quietly in a modern art museum, Ducky died before telling anyone where they buried their treasure.

    Ducky will be terribly missed by a damp sponge named Leaky.

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    Poor, poor Leaky!!
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    Crazed with gluttony, John died with a small grimace.

    John will be terribly missed by all of his imaginary friends

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    Quietly in a modern art museum, Operator13 died a tormented death.

    Operator13 will be terribly missed by Chuck Norris.
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    Screamingly in a speeding car, Josh died while muttering death threats to anyone who would listen.

    Josh will be terribly missed by the lollypop kids.
    No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13

    "The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".

    We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.

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    Awaiting trial for lewd behavior, Tim died before telling anyone where they buried their treasure.

    Tim will be terribly missed by many a local transsexual prostitute.
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    Who is Chuck Morris?

    And if it's their treasure, shouldn't they already know where they buried it?


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    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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    Awaiting trial for lewd behavior,Elle died a horrific death.
    Elle will be terribly missed by a damp sponge named Leaky.

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    ok wouldn't copy and work.......oh well, lol
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    I f'in hate the tmnt.
    Here Speeder, Speeder, Speeder


    "Oderint dum metuant" - Caligula

    "How come you only call me when someone's dead?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Memphis

    I f'in hate the tmnt.
    But they seem to really like you for some reason... Is this a lover's quarrel?

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    Crazed with gluttony, Christina died with an infected toenail. Christina will be terribly missed by Paris Hilton.


    Now that's just gross...

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    While awaiting trial for lewd behavior, Patten died a hilarious death

    Patten will be terribly missed by Prince Charles
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    Quote Originally Posted by General Patten
    Patten will be terribly missed by Prince Charles
    Oddly enough...this doesn't surprise me.
    No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13

    "The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".

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    "Screamingly in a speeding car, James died after muttering 'rosebud'.
    James will be terribly missed by the Lollypop Kids."

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    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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