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07-07-06, 11:12 PM #1katiemh Guest
Obituaries
What will your obituary say?
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"Screamingly in a speeding car, Katie died before telling anyone where they buried their treasure.
Katie will be terribly missed by the guys at the legion."
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07-08-06, 12:06 AM #2
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Quietly in a modern art museum, Ducky died before telling anyone where they buried their treasure.
Ducky will be terribly missed by a damp sponge named Leaky.
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Poor, poor Leaky!!
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
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07-08-06, 01:11 AM #3
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Crazed with gluttony, John died with a small grimace.
John will be terribly missed by all of his imaginary friends
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07-08-06, 06:01 AM #4
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Quietly in a modern art museum, Operator13 died a tormented death.
Operator13 will be terribly missed by Chuck Norris."The statements and opinions contained in this communication do not necessarily reflect the official position of the Commission regarding these issues."
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07-08-06, 10:43 AM #5
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Screamingly in a speeding car, Josh died while muttering death threats to anyone who would listen.
Josh will be terribly missed by the lollypop kids.No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
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07-08-06, 11:20 AM #6
Why so serious?
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"When I'm driving along and I see a sign that says, CAUTION: SMALL CHILDREN AHEAD,
I slow down, and then it occurs to me, I'm not afraid of small children"!
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07-08-06, 11:21 AM #7
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HOW DO THEY KNOW????
Awaiting trial for lewd behavior, Tim died before telling anyone where they buried their treasure.
Tim will be terribly missed by many a local transsexual prostitute.
I may have many faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.
Jimmy Hoffa
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07-08-06, 11:58 AM #8
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Who is Chuck Morris?
And if it's their treasure, shouldn't they already know where they buried it?
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07-08-06, 01:22 PM #9
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I don't even like Chuck Norris.
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Don’t worry about me; I’ll be all right
Just care for your children and sleep tight
I’ll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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07-08-06, 02:04 PM #10
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Awaiting trial for lewd behavior,Elle died a horrific death.
Elle will be terribly missed by a damp sponge named Leaky.
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07-09-06, 01:55 PM #11
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ok wouldn't copy and work.......oh well, lol
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07-09-06, 10:00 PM #12
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I f'in hate the tmnt.
Here Speeder, Speeder, Speeder
"Oderint dum metuant" - Caligula
"How come you only call me when someone's dead?"
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07-09-06, 10:28 PM #13
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But they seem to really like you for some reason... Is this a lover's quarrel?
Originally Posted by Memphis
I f'in hate the tmnt. 
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07-09-06, 10:28 PM #141*girl Guest
Crazed with gluttony, Christina died with an infected toenail. Christina will be terribly missed by Paris Hilton.
Now that's just gross...
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07-09-06, 11:03 PM #15
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While awaiting trial for lewd behavior, Patten died a hilarious death
Patten will be terribly missed by Prince CharlesSURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Lead is very hazardous to your health.
Always include Kevlar in your daily diet.
"I always believe in being prepared, even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails."
- Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.
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07-09-06, 11:49 PM #16
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Oddly enough...this doesn't surprise me. Originally Posted by General Patten
No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~The opinions, beliefs, and ideas expressed in this post are mine, and mine alone. They are NOT the opinions, beliefs, ideas, or policies of my Agency, Police Chief, City Council, or any member of my department.
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07-10-06, 10:14 AM #17
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"Screamingly in a speeding car, James died after muttering 'rosebud'.
James will be terribly missed by the Lollypop Kids."
You have to love that.And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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07-10-06, 11:13 AM #18
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07-11-06, 05:00 PM #19
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07-11-06, 08:04 PM #20
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"Imploringly while trying to recant, Bosco3379 died while muttering death threats to anyone who would listen.
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