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    The Outhouse

    Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"

    Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."

    Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."

    So Pa moseys out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"

    Ma replies, "Stick your head in the hole!"

    Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"

    Ma says, "Ya have to stick your head in the hole to see what to fix."

    So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"

    Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"

    Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"

    To which Ma rep lies, "Hurts, don't it?!"
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    Always include Kevlar in your daily diet.


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    Gross. And disturbing. This is more of something I would have expected out of Brad.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    That's not cool.
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    "The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".

    We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.

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    Very funny, bad visual, LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu
    Gross. And disturbing. This is more of something I would have expected out of Brad.
    I am his most promising student.
    'The Art of War' teaches us to "Rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's coming, but on our own readiness to receive him"--Sun Tsu

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    Being a mountian man and haveing seen some of the homes my realitives live in I could picture this happening.

    Kind of like hearing the words... "COME TAKE THIS TRANSMISSION OUT OF THE BATH TUB SO I CAN TAKE I SHOWER" on saturday mornings!
    Last edited by AgentParsons; 07-16-06 at 05:41 PM.
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    Why the heck is the transmission in the bath tub???

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    To drain the fluid I'd suppose...

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    Inexpensive parts cleaner ... It's a redneck mechanic thing!
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    Guess I'll stick to being a city girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentParsons
    Inexpensive parts cleaner ... It's a redneck mechanic thing!
    Kinda like cutting the grass and finding one ya parked out there 6 months earlier to fix and had reported stolen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zoooom
    Kinda like cutting the grass and finding one ya parked out there 6 months earlier to fix and had reported stolen.
    If there are 4 cars on blocks, and a motor swinging from a tree.

    A gun lives there! The grass is kept short to keep them killin' fields open!
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    I remember cleaning the bedroom out of all furniture etc......so that I could park and work on my harley.........
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