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Thread: The Sheriff and the Lawyer
07-17-06, 09:44 PM #1Signal_W Guest
The Sheriff and the Lawyer
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer and is certain that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense... Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says , "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"
07-18-06, 01:42 AM #2
lolSURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Lead is very hazardous to your health.
Always include Kevlar in your daily diet.
"I always believe in being prepared, even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails."
- Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.
07-18-06, 02:09 AM #3
ive seen this one several times and it gets every time!!!!!MANNNNN.... YOU MUST BE FAST, BECAUSE I WAS HAULIN ASS WHEN I PASSED YOU!
07-19-06, 08:51 AM #4
sounds like south Texas PO-PO....
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07-19-06, 03:11 PM #5
lolAny Post I make is my opinion only!
I do not have the authority or the permission to post for my Sheriff's Office.
07-19-06, 05:57 PM #6Rookie
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hahaha.. I have never heard that one B-4.. cute!!!
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