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    Sorry I lied about the pics.

    A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a
    masked
    >robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.
    >Luckily the babies were OK.
    >The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky
    to
    >operate.
    >She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.
    >All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room
    in
    >tears.
    >"What's wrong?" asked the mother.
    >"I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the
    daughter.
    >The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years
    ago.
    >About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.
    >"Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."
    >Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16
    years
    >ago.
    >A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
    >"It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened. You were taking a
    tinkle
    >and a bullet came out. "
    >
    >"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."
    >
    >
    >I KNOW YOU SMILED!!!
    Last edited by bufford408; 07-23-06 at 10:12 PM.

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