Ruint' Cowboy Lines

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie.

#10 "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
#9 "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
#8 "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
#7 "Howdy, pardner."
#6 "You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
#5 "Two words: "Saddle Sore."
#4 "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
#3 "Let's mount up!"
#2 "Nice spread ya got there!"

And the the number one Phrase that will never sound the same again

#1 "Ride'em cowboy!"