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Thread: Baby Airplanes
07-26-06, 12:57 PM #1
A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.
The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.
So the boy went down the aisle and asked the stewardess. The stewardess, who was very busy at the time, smiled and said, "Did your Mom tell you to ask me?"
The boy said "Yes, she did." "Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there
are no baby airplanes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your Mom explain that to you.
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07-26-06, 09:50 PM #3
I must admit that one caught me off guard!
07-29-06, 08:56 AM #4
That is good!!!!!!!!!
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07-29-06, 09:43 AM #5
lolAny Post I make is my opinion only!
I do not have the authority or the permission to post for my Sheriff's Office.
07-29-06, 12:38 PM #6
Good one, Growler!
07-29-06, 01:37 PM #71*girl Guest
What a biatch! But that is funny!
07-29-06, 04:01 PM #8Everybody is entitled to MY opinion!
07-29-06, 04:12 PM #9
that was good lol
07-29-06, 05:23 PM #10
LMAO now that's funny.JamesDept of the Army Civilian Police"Loyalty above all else, except Honor"Never forget those who fell on 9/11/01S&W beats 4 Aces every time
07-30-06, 03:22 AM #11
very funny, not exspected, all the guys lol
07-30-06, 04:56 AM #12
By the sounds of things the stewardess will never be a parent!Everybody is entitled to MY opinion!
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